Fuck off. I'm wearing a fleece.

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There is no such thing as a sexy fleece but then you look pretty battered anyway.

HI HOW ARE YOU

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What about this one?



Wolves are sexy, right?

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That is beautiful.

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is delicious

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What about cube games? Dang it, as long as it's a reasonably geometric shape it'll work for sports right?!

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You don't strike me as a big sporting person..

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That depends entirely on the sport. Sadly it's still illegal to run down neds using high performance 4x4s and shotguns :(

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Well that's not very nice.

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no ball games sounds like dont walk around with your hands down your pants, jeez tha would be sweaty today

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I bet you have MASSIVE BALLS

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who have you been talking to?>

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YOUR MUM

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NO BALL GAMES. BUT WE'RE TOTALLY RELAXED ABOUT THE ODD ROUND OF TWISTER.

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There's always darts.

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NO MIND GAMES

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I like it when you see people write that in personal ads. It's a great big fucking clue that they are gullible and easily used.

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They might as well go stand on your doorstep with a pink bow on their head, hadn't they?

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It's amazing. Makes my life easier anyway.

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I'm all for labour saving devices.

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Like contraceptives?

*badump-tish*

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She's addled.

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There surely must be a tincture for that, ideally sold by a man in a top hat with a gigantic mustache.

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