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My subconscious hates me [Feb. 4th, 2009|03:03 pm]
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I had a dream last night about having awkward sex with Wendy Richard. Wendy Richard the 65 year old actress currently riddled with happy fun bone cancer. I had to stop for a pee which started to emerge as soon as my gland had withdrawn from her addled vagoo. I tried to mask the pee with a duvet but it just got soaked. The dream ended with me in the corner naked, covered in piss and being judged by a terminally ill old lady.


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[User Picture]From: [info]davidmcn
2009-02-04 04:56 pm (UTC)

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Judged? Who is she to judge? She should consider herself lucky to get any.

At least it wasn't Jade Goody.
[User Picture]From: [info]stylishbastard
2009-02-04 05:37 pm (UTC)

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I don't think I physically could do anything in that vein to Jade Goody. Not even out of spite.
[User Picture]From: [info]6peopleaway
2009-02-04 05:03 pm (UTC)

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Reading that made my eyes and my soul feel dirty and wronged...
[User Picture]From: [info]stylishbastard
2009-02-04 05:36 pm (UTC)

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You do not have a soul. You have a poo in the shape of a soul.
This is why you are rubbish.
[User Picture]From: [info]6peopleaway
2009-02-04 08:37 pm (UTC)

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You are a nice man.
[User Picture]From: [info]stylishbastard
2009-02-04 08:39 pm (UTC)

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You are not a man at all. You are poo in the shape of a man.
This is why you are irredeemably rubbish.
[User Picture]From: [info]6peopleaway
2009-02-04 11:41 pm (UTC)

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As irredeemably rubbish as someone who has a piss-sex-dream about a cancer-suffering actress from a dingy soap? Then blogs about it?

[User Picture]From: [info]sykii
2009-02-04 05:12 pm (UTC)

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Lesson learned: next time, try the drapes.
[User Picture]From: [info]stylishbastard
2009-02-04 05:36 pm (UTC)

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Yes but what about the pee?
[User Picture]From: [info]loveberry
2009-02-04 05:37 pm (UTC)

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D:
[User Picture]From: [info]remedios_varo
2009-02-04 05:45 pm (UTC)

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D:
[User Picture]From: [info]chris_kr
2009-02-04 08:51 pm (UTC)

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Hoho, how amusing.
[User Picture]From: [info]stylishbastard
2009-02-05 12:57 am (UTC)

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IT IS
[User Picture]From: [info]thebustocrookes
2009-02-05 12:52 am (UTC)

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Phew, glad I'm not the only one having that dream
[User Picture]From: [info]stylishbastard
2009-02-05 12:56 am (UTC)

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Wendy? Is that you?
[User Picture]From: [info]tuluum
2009-03-14 07:42 am (UTC)

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omg!
[User Picture]From: [info]fasterpussycat
2009-05-15 09:30 pm (UTC)

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Jesus, that's FASCINATING.

[I just hopped over here from Eli's LJ, don't mind me]
[User Picture]From: [info]stylishbastard
2009-05-15 09:38 pm (UTC)

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Good first impression?
[User Picture]From: [info]fasterpussycat
2009-05-15 09:41 pm (UTC)

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well, indeed

Eli has impeccable taste
[User Picture]From: [info]stylishbastard
2009-05-15 09:42 pm (UTC)

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That's not always been true and I've known her on here for years sooo..
[User Picture]From: [info]fasterpussycat
2009-05-15 09:47 pm (UTC)

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she's always had interesting taste
[User Picture]From: [info]stylishbastard
2009-05-15 09:48 pm (UTC)

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She's always made interesting decisions.